Corn Beer Stasis

          Of all the stupid things I did today ( the full list comprising such actions as waking up late, sitting next to a full-blown nerd in class and skipping breakfast) I have just committed that stupidest: I started thinking. And what better to think about but the very niceties and happy moments of the past? (Note: for full understanding of that last statement, kindly refer to your sense of sarcasm). rummaging through the ancient contents of my ancient computer (most archaeologists are of the opinion that Zeinhom, my computer, is an illegitimate son of the first computer, Colossus), i found my old chat logs. End of story. so, Unca' Ismail, what have we learned from this eventful story? Let me show you:

• About 50% of the people you used to know are now classified as jerks. this list increases in size in proportion to the time you realise you have spent without talking to them.
• You used to write like ass back then, but without so much cussing.
• You used to be a hippie/loser/mummy's boy/daddy's boy/insert whatever you like here, and this applies to everyone.
• You had a shitty taste in music but you couldn't picture yourself listening to something else.
• The terms Bieber and Friday did not mean anything to you.
• You thought you knew what you were doing, which is the primary reason why, now, you're fucked.
• All your pictures were horrible and you have no idea how you could stand living with that face.
• You thought the PS3 was cool.
• You had a sappy taste in movies.
• You did not, and still do not, read my damn blog.
• You wish you could've gone back there to repair all the damage you've done, which brings me to an important topic I'd love to discuss with myself, and y'all can sit there and watch:

If you could travel back in time and patch your life back up, would/could you?

Now, some people wouldn't like how i assumed you could go back in time, and then asked if you could fix all your problems, but those are the ones who didn't pay attention/did not read enough sci-fi novels. You see, if you have acquired the wisdom, now, to go out there, remember what you've said/done, realise it's wrong, go back, say the right things, and voila everything would be ok again, then you simply have not learned from that situation you messed up, therefore you will not have accumulated enough wisdom through learning from your mistakes, to realise it was a mistake and be able to fix it, unless you've accumulated that wisdom through another mistake, in which case you will still have a mistake and you've done absolutely nothing. Another thing, if you go back in time, will you appear as a second version of yourself, or will you assume your old self's body and mind? Because, if you assume a second version of yourself, this means that, for every second the present spends without you, every moment in the future that depends on those few seconds/minutes/whatever, will depend on you not existing, so basically you will mess the future up. If you assume your older self's mind and body, then, naturally, you assume the same wisdom and will do the same stupid mistake over and over again, and naturally, you will not know you had a time machine so you will have no way of returning to the future except through living it all over again up to the moment when you start the time machine, and that's when you disappear fromt he timeline, so it's like you're dead/disappeared to the world, but you're immortal, stuck in a vicious circle of time travel which can never be broken.

As for whether or not you're LIKE that to happen, well, you wouldn't know, but let me tell you this, she might seem hot and very sensual, but she has the power to make hell sound like your life's baby sister. Trust me on that. If you don't, and you end up getting married, don't forget to invite me to the wedding. I like turkey, beef, and venison. Lay off the pork and that funky rabbit/pigeon meat. And have an open cocktail bar. That's always fun.

So, seriously, was that stupid mistake worth it all? In my case, yes, it would've been, but then again, that might not have been the case. I need to go back in time and learn mind-reading to be able to answer that question satisfactorily.

          Who else thinks Prince Charles of the House of Windsor, Duke of Cornwall and Crown Prince to the British throne, is a total ass? Because it seems like most Brits aren't too fond of my opinion. Prudes ..

          Windsor is such a funny name. Lol.

          I was staring blankly out of my window, and I thought I'd google this and put it in my blog, so there:

I think it looks funky

That's all for today, midgets.
"couraged innovation then, whereas high wages or labor scarcity now simulate the search for technical solutions" - the first one and a half lines of the first page I opened by pure chance, page 250, of the first book I pulled, by chance, from my library, called Guns, Germs and Steel, by Jared Diamond