This blogpost is a special request by someone I consider to be a very special person, but now, it most probably is not you, so don't get your hopes up. Don't worry though, there's plenty of Ismail to go around, ladies ;)
So, with the emotions running high and the IQ running scarce these days, it's hard for people to keep their cool and remain objective about things. Thank you, Charles Darwin, for introducing us to Natural Selection, because it provides a very simple explanation for this phenomenon: in a few millenia, all idiots will be wiped off the Earth to make way for the progeny of the reasonable, objective reasonable minded people who aren't too fond of wrecking their own futures with their own hands for lack of a better thing to do.
Personally speaking, I find listening to rap very soothing in times of turmoil, as well, in all other times. This particular song I'm listening to is about how men prefer women who are both "book AND street smart", alongside another set of qualities that includes independence, acceptance and being HOT HOT HOT. so, ladies, stop worrying about whether you look fat in those jeans, because, if you don't receive an average of 3 comments per day on those, then your man would appreciate having your attention directed to something that holds more interest to him.
Peanuts and tuna. Can't see the relation? Let's see how peanuts and tuna can be combined. The least creative way: chuck em together and eat. Not too creative, and the Chinese have been mixing nuts with meat for ages. You suck. But how about we process tuna in machinery made of lots and lots of peanuts? We'd have peanut flavouerd tuna. Or maybe we can compress tuna into peanut sized capsules? All the goodness and nutrition of tuna in an easy-to-administer form. Great consumer compliance, don't you think?
Why would anyone call a label Young Money? I've never seen a newly-formed currency with a high international value. I dunno whether the problem lies with rappers' vision of economics, or with mine, but I think rappers could think better names up. Just saying.
Vampire Diaries is a cheap ripoff of Twilight which is a cheap ripoff of Harry Potter. Just last night, instead of revising my culture media so I can actually get the question I got on my question today right, I kept trying to breed vampires with other forms of awesome lifeforms in my head trying to achieve the ultimate combo. Ninja vampires, not too awesome. Pirate Vampires? Meh. What really kicked me in the gnads, in a good way, was Gangsta Vampires. Now that would be dope, they'd totally jack the car of that pussy white suburb rapper Edward Cullen. Pop a cap in his sparkly ass too. They can't read either. Totally gangsta, kool-aid forever.
My nose is cold. I guess that's why people get married, to find someone to help them warm their noses up. Or to cook when their mums kick them out of the house and they risk starvation. I'm hungry.
Y'all are boring, how come you never say anything?
"Karma is a chick, You gotta treat her like your aunt Pat,
Buy her affection with jewels, tell her she ain't fat"
So, with the emotions running high and the IQ running scarce these days, it's hard for people to keep their cool and remain objective about things. Thank you, Charles Darwin, for introducing us to Natural Selection, because it provides a very simple explanation for this phenomenon: in a few millenia, all idiots will be wiped off the Earth to make way for the progeny of the reasonable, objective reasonable minded people who aren't too fond of wrecking their own futures with their own hands for lack of a better thing to do.
Personally speaking, I find listening to rap very soothing in times of turmoil, as well, in all other times. This particular song I'm listening to is about how men prefer women who are both "book AND street smart", alongside another set of qualities that includes independence, acceptance and being HOT HOT HOT. so, ladies, stop worrying about whether you look fat in those jeans, because, if you don't receive an average of 3 comments per day on those, then your man would appreciate having your attention directed to something that holds more interest to him.
Peanuts and tuna. Can't see the relation? Let's see how peanuts and tuna can be combined. The least creative way: chuck em together and eat. Not too creative, and the Chinese have been mixing nuts with meat for ages. You suck. But how about we process tuna in machinery made of lots and lots of peanuts? We'd have peanut flavouerd tuna. Or maybe we can compress tuna into peanut sized capsules? All the goodness and nutrition of tuna in an easy-to-administer form. Great consumer compliance, don't you think?
Why would anyone call a label Young Money? I've never seen a newly-formed currency with a high international value. I dunno whether the problem lies with rappers' vision of economics, or with mine, but I think rappers could think better names up. Just saying.
Vampire Diaries is a cheap ripoff of Twilight which is a cheap ripoff of Harry Potter. Just last night, instead of revising my culture media so I can actually get the question I got on my question today right, I kept trying to breed vampires with other forms of awesome lifeforms in my head trying to achieve the ultimate combo. Ninja vampires, not too awesome. Pirate Vampires? Meh. What really kicked me in the gnads, in a good way, was Gangsta Vampires. Now that would be dope, they'd totally jack the car of that pussy white suburb rapper Edward Cullen. Pop a cap in his sparkly ass too. They can't read either. Totally gangsta, kool-aid forever.
My nose is cold. I guess that's why people get married, to find someone to help them warm their noses up. Or to cook when their mums kick them out of the house and they risk starvation. I'm hungry.
Y'all are boring, how come you never say anything?
"Karma is a chick, You gotta treat her like your aunt Pat,
Buy her affection with jewels, tell her she ain't fat"
"Or to cook when their mums kick them out of the house and they risk starvation." HAHAHA true story.
ReplyDeleteDarwin my ass. Moftari!
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