Platoon?

          So alot of people out there have a problem with my homeboy Charles Darwin and my numerous referrals to his Natural Selection theory. Stop jelling, the dude is famous, you're not. If you want groupies, learn to play the guitar, play a couple of jingles while you're half-shaven, and once u start attending all the right parties, everything will fix itself up. But don't go around messing with any of my dawgs, or I might just "naturally" select your progeny off the future of mankind. Terminator-style. I'll be back. Hail to the Governator.

          So, moving from biology to social psychology. I have a personal theory, but I like to keep that to myself. My less personal theory consists of three frames:

• Frame 1: People tend to be stupid especially when they're under the effect of some form of some intense emotion. Suicidal behaviour is not uncommon.
• Frame 2: The age range between 16-22 years old has the unique characteristic of having the most gullible and naive mentalities ever. If you want someone who's easy to convince and who has the physical capability to wreak havoc, that's a nice age range to start targeting. They rarely change their perspective with age, which would be to your advantage, seeing as it is actually YOUR perspective.
• Frame 3: When the general literate population is below half, and when the highly educated sector of a society reads what's worth 2 books per annum, and when these 2 books are religious books, meaning that they tackle issues well beyond the scope of our lifetime, then you know you have a problem, especially if such a population decides they're all great political analysts when they haven't owned two history or politics books to rub together.

So what's the product of this theory? The flock of sheep concept is much closer and much more significant than you would like to think.

         What kind of mobile phone accessory shop doesn't sell chargers? Seriously? That's disturbing.

         T.I pops bottles but he doesn't pour. That's important.

         Why is the default colour for msn messenger blue? It doesn't even look good as a background for the Microsoft logo. So it's either a frame, consumed fruit or polar birds? That's messed up.

         Anyone own a Kindle? Are they any good?

         You know you're in trouble when your population rise rates are lower than those of Mexico but your produce includes Justin Bieber. If you're not fond of your citizens' ability to reproduce, you could have at least come up with someone to save you some face, Canada.

         How I Met Your Mother? You would't want to know, kid, but let's just say you can call me Daddy.

         Vampire Diaries? What kind of pussy vampire keeps a diary? And if it's not a vampire's diary, then why is it called Vampire Diaries? You're not making sense.

          House? Yeah, it's a very common name. People usually own one. I love this guy. AND I actually know what the patient suffers from. I'm superior to you other viewer people!

         Grey's anatomy? Let;s just say if we find the similarities between Grey's Anatomy and the actual Gray's Anatomy, we'll only end up with the female and male genitalia.

         Scrubs? Well, I have news for you, pops, doctors don't walk around in their scrubs, and this show is as medically oriented as my lunch.

         Nip/Tuck? Dope, with lots of hot women involved. Too plastic though, and I don't think this is a coincidence. Good director. Disturbed characters.

         Lost? F*** you.

        CSI? I'm not buying it you bunch of police officer/forensic analyst wannabes.

        Big Bang Theory? If I want to see lifeless nerds, I'd just go to college.

       You, dear sir/madam, hold no interest for me whatsoever. So yeah.

"Platter, Clatter, Shatter, Stammer,

Sapper, Tapper, Capper and everything ending in -er"