I hate January.
I just caught myself staring into the distance, lips puckered, and thanking how much cake I'd have to eat for my pancreas to fail.
I couldn't figure out how much cake I needed to eat.
Why do we wrap women up? The only proper reason I could think of was to make sure they're all suffering from osteomalacia. I'm not buying the whole society thing, because historical case studies show disturbing homosexuality-related reasons that would refute this whole theory. It must be the osteomalacia.
How much funding would I need to start my own international news agency?
I've always wanted to learn how to make ship-inside-a-bottle models. They're just fascinating!
My cat likes sauteed vegetables. Particularly cauliflower. True story.
Edeeny fel 5eleejeyat!
Of vinegar and bowel movements: the combination of the two isn't synergistic. Stop drinking vinegar, people. Or at least replace it with something along the lines of RedBull and Vodka. It'll taste better.
I'm bored, but I'll be back with more. As soon as I feel like it :)
"Strawberry mushroom, cookie and cake,
Please go buy me a goose milkshake"
Monday, 3 January 2011
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