Croton Oil

Here's something new, a little rap freestyle, inspired by Tech N9ne's "So Lonely" ft Blind Fury & Mackenzie O'Guin. Here goes:


Been tryna rap it, like a bad habit, sniffing coke just won't knack it,
Life's a deck you either stack it, flip it, split it, hit it or just plain smack it,
Forever alone's all teary all dreary single but I'd sack it,
I'm a Boss, show some secretary buttocks and I'm gonna shag it,
You a dude but with a pink like a bitch, shake that ass, I gotta smack it,
Whoa there, you a spoiled kitty, you smell fishy, like your mom's sticky icky,
Less spine than a sea cucumber, and less of a hard-on, pity,
On the being a tit scale you score a DD, double shitty,
 Bounce em round, your ass cheeks, you big titty,
You think you grand I think you're as bland as a British cookie,
You think you got it bad when you're playing as a damn rookie,
You think you lonely while having a damn nookie,
You make me sick when you owe like that damn Pookie,
All in all, you a bitch, eunuch prick piece of coochie.



And as for you, cutie pie, sweetie poo, little wiggely sue,
You a girl so calling you pussy just won't do,
Where's your brain? Did you lose it, baby boo?
Oh there it is, in a dog's mouth. Chew, boy, chew,
You such a cutie you dump rainbows in the loo,
But you got more dog brains than Eat-Like-Poo,
Da Korean restaura', yu layk da foo'?
I disagree with Mr. T, I don't pity the fool,
I pity stupid bitches who think they all cool,
I like you less than haemorrhoid blood in passed stool,
A shame y'all didn't drown that day at the pool,
Call the headmaster, how did y'all skive off school?
Lemme puncture your head, ventilate that extra room,
Do you have to pay extra, does it come with an extra bathroom?
Won't you let me in there with my trusty broom?
I'll clean it up more nicely than a newly-wed groom,
Where's my vacuum? Me wanna go vroom vroom vroom,
Maybe suck you all in, bury you in my appliance room.



you think you cute, you sly, you sexy when you smile,
I think I'm queer, I sneer, I don't even like beer,
And mister queer says, wipe off that nasty leer,
You ain't nothing, worth less than a drama queen tear,
Please, put your neck inside my shear,
Won't take long, i promise, have i ever lied my dear?
Maybe feed you to the dogs, first goes your inattentive ear?
I don't write the best rhymes or the best lines, but I hope I strike fear,
Into the hearts of people I once thought sincere,
Trash is out, but oops, i missed a spot, I'll get it all clear,
I punch you out so hard my fist'll get stuck in your ear.



NB: Wow, this sounded much better in my head. Wasn't cut out to be a rapper, I guess. Shame

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