Buffalo Bill

Welcome back, try to ignore Lil Wayne wheezing about guns and the fact that he's so high you can't reach him with an antenna, whatever that means, but then again, he's Lil' Wayne, you're not even supposed to hear the inaudible groans and wheezes he's releasing. Pretend Neil Patrick Harris isn't lecturing you about what you should do to warn a bro of the presence of a fine damsel in the vicinity. Let's pretend B.o.B isn't pretending he was never B.o.B AKA Bobby Ray, with that Hayley something chick in the background with her urge to pretend airplanes are shooting stars. Honey, no one's stopping you from pretending anything, you don't have to sign it sweetly between verses, no matter how mellow and adorable is the singing. I love your voice sweetheart, but seriously, stop, you're making me go soft. Let's shift to the dude who thinks he's a rubber band and for some reason thinks he's wilder than the Taliban, yeah, the song's from way back, 2003, when Taliban was actually a hotter topic than Brangelina. And seriously, what's up with Drake being the "second hottest rapper in the game"? The dude's probably Canadian, and he hasn't released a proper LP yet. MTV, get a life.

On a note that is totally unrelated to my playlist, Today was a Good Day. Well, not totally irrelevant to my playlist, this one is one of my fav Ice Cube songs. Anyway, really now, it was a good day, apart from one tennis-related incident and the fact that I went high on sugar and the fact that I was craving caramel ice cream and pretzels, I had fun. On a completely unrelated note, what's a bit of parsley doing on my keyboard?

How many of y'all would listen to any mixtape I'd bother to release?

I had two ideas for this paragraph, but after typing both I decided to remove them because they were insanely boring. One was about the time and the one time I almost missed my physiology practical exam, and the other was about beetroot. I can not think think of anyone who thinks beet is of any significance... no, still can't find anyone. That's kinda why I didn't actually write about beetroot. A good question would be, if beetroot exists, wouldn't it follow logically that beetstem and beetleaf exist as well?

I just discovered that my msn has no start menu or desktop shortcut. I can't even find the source directory for some reason, so if it hadn't been for the fact that it starts on computer startup, I wouldn't have been able to use it. Kinda messed up, ain't it? No, it ain't, talking about the hyoid while playing squash is messed up,and yes, guilty as charged. And I don't want any smart guys telling me to create a desktop shortcut or something. Seriously, people.

AVG sucks. Table Tennis kicks ass. Tulips are better than gin, most of the time. White men can't jump. 7/11 saved humanity. Humans are the third most intelligent creatures on the planet, after dolphins and mice, according to the revered Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. The answer to life, the universe and everything is 42. Even Google admits it. Seriously, search for "the answer to life, the universe and everything", and you'll see, and Google has all the answers you know, no matter what the Vatican claims.

According to E-40 "Good guys finish last and stay broke". And apparently, he "ain't just a rapper", he's an "event". Wise words, wise words, because, you know, you ain't gangsta if you aim a gun the right way up.

All in all, remember this rule: E=MC squared, so E= the power of two MCs, but unfortunately that rule died with 2Pac and when Ice Cube went for family movies. Oh, and when Lil Wayne actually got audience. No, seriously, my rule of the day is: "Dear Santa, you'se a bitch ass ni**a", and note the quotation marks.